So I made the leap and got my own apartment for the first time since I lived on East Avenue downtown 8 months ago.  For those of you who didn’t know, I had been living with my Fiancee in Holley over the past 8 months in a house owned by her parents.

First off I ahve to be extremely grateful to my future in-laws. You see, when my mother died a large financial issue came to my front door step. I had been going it alone up mhere for the most part, but my mom really kept me afloat financially. When she died, that went away, and they allowed me to move into their place while I sorted out my finances. I paid them rent: all of which went into a wedding fund and was MUCH less then what I was paying on East Ave. It was extremely gracious of them and I can’t explain how much I appreciate it. I don’t doubt I could have made it, but they made my life a lot easier.

That being said, at some point I need to be a man and make my own way. Now is just as good as any other time, so Jessi and I got a little place in Greece.  It’s only a 1 bedroom, so nothing ground breaking, but the place is nice and so are the people. Plus, on those days I can’t get to the Downtown Fitness Club there is a gym and pool on site. 

For the record, that does not give any of you guys a free pass to come look for me lol. I love you all, but home is my free time so please don’t use this posting to your advantage… unless you’re a hot chick LOL I’m kidding of course!

Soooooooo let me ass you a question.

How’s my ass look?

This is what it looks like… it’s called the ass bra. It was only a matter of time in this country right? I mean we’re practically all over weight, and women are coming up with different ways to make themselves look curvier and thinner every day. Push up bras, jeans so tights they prop their asses up… I’ve even seen new versions of those things that suck in your tummy. Even hiar is designed these days to make faces look thinner.

So why not an ass bra?

This product, which retails at $64 a pop, is actually called the “Double-O Push Up Thong.” Yes, it’s also a THONG. So while the woman’s ass is being propped up she also gets a nice wedgy.

I denounce this product in the name of my penis. Guys, if you took a girl home and saw THIS on her… granted you still hit it because after all your pants are off and she’s there (that’s just man honesty kids, don’t be hatin’)… would you even think about getting back with her? Better question: would you not laugh? That would probably end the night, but I think I’d bust out laughing if I saw this on a girl… then I’d hurl when her ass cheeks become un-liftified and drop to the floor like a coat on a hanger.

The possible good thing about this product, which you can purchase by CLICKING HERE, is it only allows for a woman up to size 10. Granted, for short women, a size 10 might not be a good thing, but for taller girls that’s not usually an issue. I’m not hating on your bigger chicks, but honestly if you were a size 24 and you were wearing this it would be bad. Your booty would stick out so far they’d have to put a warning car in front of you to signal wide load. Caution, this woman makes wide right Turns.
Ladies, I know you’re self conscious at times;  After all, us guys are always looking no matter what we tell you. But don’t waste $64 on this thing, just be yourself. Chances are a guy will like you more for being real. I know one of the big reasons I love my Fiancee is because she wears no makeup, no push up devices, and just is who she is… THAT is sexy.