The Ass Bra: Caution, Wide Load
Soooooooo let me ass you a question.
How’s my ass look?
This is what it looks like… it’s called the ass bra. It was only a matter of time in this country right? I mean we’re practically all over weight, and women are coming up with different ways to make themselves look curvier and thinner every day. Push up bras, jeans so tights they prop their asses up… I’ve even seen new versions of those things that suck in your tummy. Even hiar is designed these days to make faces look thinner.
So why not an ass bra?
This product, which retails at $64 a pop, is actually called the “Double-O Push Up Thong.” Yes, it’s also a THONG. So while the woman’s ass is being propped up she also gets a nice wedgy.
I denounce this product in the name of my penis. Guys, if you took a girl home and saw THIS on her… granted you still hit it because after all your pants are off and she’s there (that’s just man honesty kids, don’t be hatin’)… would you even think about getting back with her? Better question: would you not laugh? That would probably end the night, but I think I’d bust out laughing if I saw this on a girl… then I’d hurl when her ass cheeks become un-liftified and drop to the floor like a coat on a hanger.
The possible good thing about this product, which you can purchase by CLICKING HERE, is it only allows for a woman up to size 10. Granted, for short women, a size 10 might not be a good thing, but for taller girls that’s not usually an issue. I’m not hating on your bigger chicks, but honestly if you were a size 24 and you were wearing this it would be bad. Your booty would stick out so far they’d have to put a warning car in front of you to signal wide load. Caution, this woman makes wide right Turns.
Ladies, I know you’re self conscious at times; After all, us guys are always looking no matter what we tell you. But don’t waste $64 on this thing, just be yourself. Chances are a guy will like you more for being real. I know one of the big reasons I love my Fiancee is because she wears no makeup, no push up devices, and just is who she is… THAT is sexy.